Wednesday, September 01, 2004
I got this from email... please don't take this seriously... ;)In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting >>>room, where their >>> > >>family member lay gravely ill. >>> > >> >>> > >>Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. >>> > >> >>> > >>"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he >>>surveyed the >>> > >>worried faces. >>> > >> >>> > >>"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a >>>brain >>> > >>transplant. >>> > >> >>> > >>It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the >>>only hope. >>> > >> >>> > >>Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to >>>pay for the >>> > >>brain yourselves.." >>> > >> >>> > >>The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. >>>After a great >>> > >>length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain >>>cost?" >>> > >> >>> > >>The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and >>>$200 for a >>> > >>female brain." >>> > >> >>> > >>The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to >>>smile, avoiding >>> > >>eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. >>> > >> >>> > >>A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the >>>question everyone >>> > >>wanted to ask, >>> > >> >>> > >>"Why is the male brain so much more?" >>> > >> >>> > >>The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained >>>to the entire >>> > >>group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to >>>mark down the >>> > >>price of the female brains, because they've actually been >>>used." >>> > >> >>> > >>SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN >>>YOU THINK >>> > >>CAN HANDLE IT
si Monyet @ 9/01/2004 05:16:00 PM
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